March 17, 2010

Accolades

So last night Katie and I were talking about my friends and she mentioned that she thinks my boy Kino is really funny. In fact she told me that she thinks that he is one of 3 of my friends that she would "feel comfortable" texting "randomly" (be cool Kendra, it's not weird like that). So today at work I was thinking about that conversation and decided that I would text Kino and tell him how cool he is. The following is our text conversation and a peek into Kino and my psyche...
Me: Dude, last night Katie told me that she thinks you're one of my coolest friends.
Kino: I take that as the highest compliment. Like being anointed a Jedi Warrior
Me: Or a Rider of Rohan (a LOTR reference for the lay person) (LOTR = Lord of the Rings for the person raised in a box who didn't know that)
Kino: Honorary member of the Rotary Club
Me: Or a Grandmaster Mason
Kino:Honorary degree from Devry University
Me: Or getting certified as a Long Shoreman from ITT Tech
Me: Or being an eyewear consultant at lenscrafters
Kino: Certified for the handling and disposing of toxic materials in a residential area
Kino:Inducted into the Hong Kong logistics Comission
Me: Or being 'promoted' to the Geek Squad at Best Buy
Kino: Being a disgruntled employee at Best Buy and starting the company Fire Dog
Me: Or Being disgruntled at fire dog and starting the rap syndicate called Snoop Dogg
Kino: Yeah, that's how I feel about that.

Kino and I are so freakin funny.